i talk a lot of shit for someone who can’t choose rude dialogue options in games because i’m scared of hurting a characters feelings
Do u ever wanna punch urself in the face for procrastinating and ruining ur life
i want to sit on a kitchen counter in my underwear at 3 am with you and talk about the universe
Great moments in tv history
The best part is how the hand giving the cigarette doesn’t belong to anyone in the room—no one is wearing that shirt.
I wish I wasn’t so annoying like I even piss myself off
people say ‘I love you’ in a lot of different ways
'get some sleep'
'i want to give you multiple consecutive orgasms'
So last night I was pretty high and thought lol ima draw a happy lil face in this banana cus why the fuck not
I CAME DOWNSTAIRS THIS MORNING AND NEARLY PISSED MYSELF
I haven’t laughed so hard in a rlly long time