fionagoodess:

when people ask you how school is:

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thesorrovv:

ma’am im sorry but that baby was due today, i don’t care if its not done just turn in what you have

(Source: thespookymediumsoldier)

ammit420:

whenever i buy new clothes i take them home and im just like yo what the fuck did i wear before i had this

celestia:

once i had a dream that my cat was working at mcdonalds w/ me and she had a lil uniform and she kept getting fur in the fries and everyone was yelling at me and saying “ur cat sucks on fries” and i was like “shes just a cat give her a break!” and i woke up crying

trust:

finally a career for me

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(Source: trust)

cleffairie:

i feel like once you were emo in middle school youre low key emo for the rest of your life, like you could be 20 in the middle of college wearing uggs or whatever but once you hear the first key to the black parade/i write sins/sugar we’re going down you sprout an imaginary fringe and start yelling your lungs out like its 2007 all over again

vaginalistic:

attempting to hide your desperate need for breath after a short flight of stairs

"Don’t ask me to be vulnerable with you if you have no intentions of protecting me"
— Jacoria Little (via blackqueerboi)

(Source: 5000letters)

france: ten
france: twenty
france: thirty
france: forty
france: fifty
france: sixty
france:
france:
france: sixty ten
world: france what are you do—
france: four twenties
world: france stop it
france: four twenties ten
world: france that doesn't even make any sense
france:
france:
france:
world:
france:
world:
france: hundred.
WLT